vodka

vodka
1. (vodka) (2595↑, 239↓)
A drink which makes you strong and clever.

"This vodka tastes piquant, ambrosial, nactareous and divine. I will now go lift some weights."

2. (Vodka) (884↑, 174↓)
Vodka is a clear, colorless, unaged [liquor] "made from [ethyl alcohol] from agricultural origin". It was originally made in [Russia] from [potato]es, but today's vodka, which is almost odorless and tasteless, is usually made from [grain], primarily [barley] and [wheat], and occationally from [rye]. Vodka is integral to many [cocktail]s such as the [Screwdriver], [Bloody Mary] and Vodka [Martini]. If served straight, it should always be icy-cold. Flavored vodkas have become popular in the [United States] and may be flavored with anything from [fruit]s to hot [pepper]s. Some flavored vodkas are even sweetened slightly.
3. (Vodka) (363↑, 41↓)
What you put in water bottles and bring to school.

Vodka's better at school

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4. (Vodka) (495↑, 191↓)
Low cost and effective engine fuel, industrial solvent and poison. Some people also like to drink the stuff.

Back in WWII, we in the Red Army used vodka to run our tanks. Why vodka? We were to pissed to work out how to refine oil, of course.

5. (Vodka) (402↑, 129↓)
Russian Water. Very good without anything except bread (dont eat bread, it costs to much, just sniff) fine dinning.

Ya Tosha Gavoru Pa Ruski. Mudak

6. (vodka) (295↑, 57↓)
As a Russian who is experienced in the art of vodka consumption i feel obligated to provide the following information about vodka drinking. A) Vodka should never ever under any circumstances be bought in a plastic bottle B) Vodka should never be served ice-cold or even moderately could when straight. BUT\!\!\!\!\! the shoot glass should be ice cold. C) Just because you have a carton of Tropicana and a bottle of Smirnoff doesn't mean you can make a screwdriver. Screwdrivers never have any plump in them D) When drinking vodka never sip it, or drink it slowly\! This way of drinking vodka leads to loss of taste buds and a reeking smell. E) Before taking a shot of vodka cheers must be said, then let out all the air you have in your lungs, drink and inhale at the same time. F) NEVER EVER CHASE VODKA WTH BEAR G) A good tactic for not getting sick while drinking vodka, is to supplement it with soda and some snacks. H) Drinking vodka together with bear and champagne leads to short term memory loss. facts Vodka a 40% alcoholic drink. In theory it can be made out of anything, even wood or marijuana. The solution to this magnificent drink is extremely simple: a 2/5 ratio of alcohol and water. Non-mass produced vodka, which is available in most of Europe and Russia, is an expensive high quality drink, which went through as many as 8 stages of filtration and sold for more that 100$ a bottle. Rarely it is mixed in to cocktails, such as vodka martini and the screw driver. In the United States only commercial, mass produced vodka is available and has a number of flaws. A) it is not made in Russia, even if it is called Smirnoff of Stolichnaya, but New Jersey or in the best case scenario Sweden. Best brand of Vodka are: VEDA and BELUGA BLACK, these two brands made Stoli and Absolute look like absolute shit\! Please drink responsibly and enjoy.

Example a guy1: So how was last night? guy2: Man i meat this banging chick and after a couple shoots she was all over me Example b Girl1: so how was last night? Girl2: (gives a 1/2 hour answer which in summary is someting like this) this guy gave disgusting cheap vodka from a plastic bottle and the next thing I know is that in the same bed with that pig.

7. (vodka) (406↑, 169↓)
quite strong alocolic liquid (40-60%). not brewed, like wine, so it doesn`t taste like yeast. what most people will use to get [shitfaced]. To avoid death, it is adviced to mix the vodka with a non-alcohol liquid.

with a 0,7 liter bottle of Absolut vodka in his bag , Jeff was gonna get shitfaced tonight. for his own safety he bought a 1,5 liter coke for mixing. Jeff would not get laid tonight, but he shure would get pissed beyond the invisible.

Author: coke n`booze http://vodka.urbanup.com/715521
8. (Vodka) (287↑, 171↓)
Unfortunately it has become a pop culture joke. Most popular vodkas (smirnoff, absolut) are absolut shit and made in Sweden or Finland or something. Real and good vodka must be made in a slavic country. There is an ongoing argument with Poland and Russia over who created the drink. There is more evidence that says Poland coined the term vodka(wódka) for it and first started mass consumption of it. However, it was most likely created by persians or arabs. Slavic and also celtic people have the highest alcohol tolerances.

Good vodka includes: Zubrowka(the best), wyborowa, luksosowa and bols.

Author: cerealtitties http://vodka.urbanup.com/1587032
9. (Vodka) (140↑, 58↓)
A drink that can be either complete shit or damn fine. Has one of the most delicate tastes if properly filtered. Quartz filtered vodka recomended over a charcoal filter

I had four shots of Stolichnaya and it was damn fine. or I had a bottle of Smirnoff vodka and I couldn't touch the shit. Couldn't even use that to make a fuckin' cocktail\!\!

10. (vodka) (89↑, 62↓)
Basically, alcohol mixed with water. An alternative to just plain raw alcohol, invented by people who did not die like 4 seconds after drinking it (and apparently wanted more). Go to any spot in Russia you can buy it for like 50 kopeiks (2 cents) a bottle Comes from the Russian word "water" (meaning that the Russians practically drink it as if it was water)

V Vodke Yest Vitamin Skazal Tovarish Ho Chi Minh -Ho Chi Minh

11. (vodka) (56↑, 31↓)
Has 3 meanings: 1. Clear alcoholic beverage made from fermented grain or potatoes 2. Water in Russia, since most water found in russia that is not frozen is hazordous to your health and may be fatal 3. God in Russia, the Russian God, or, the God of the Russian people, or perhaps just the poor bums on the streets of Russia

" Let's have some vodka\! " " Vodka is life, he looks like he needs it " " All hail vodka\! "

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12. (Vodka) (87↑, 66↓)
The only thing better than whiskey.

$30 for a fifth of Jack?\!? Get some Smirnoff instead.

13. (Vodka) (30↑, 11↓)
Vodka is lube

Jane: I can't have sex with you. Tarzan: Then have vodka, now\!

14. (Vodka) (39↑, 20↓)
Vodka is the favorite russian drink includes spirit and water. Normaly it's 40 or higher degrees. In Russia it's important part of meeting, love, sex and friendship. In other countries it's coctail ingridient.

Misha: Let's meet tonight sweety\! Anna: Shure honey, bring some vodka for us to make our date hot\!

15. (vodka) (106↑, 89↓)
One of the main things that Russians drink. In Russian everyone drinks vodka like water. Vodka is very cheap in Russia, you could buy it for about a nikle a bottle.

Kosta:Andrey napelsa chevota. Denes:Naverna on plasnool sebe vodke.

16. (Vodka) (75↑, 61↓)
The best drink in the world especially when mixed with the pine apple juice.This concoction will make you spek like never before and say things that were ment to be kept inside.

" Hey...did you know that i fucked your brother?" " HOly shit\!\! did you hear that\!? MAria must have had some Vodka"

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17. (vodka) (41↑, 31↓)
drinking a half a fifth of this a hour before you have to go home is a really, really bad idea if your underage and your parents were expecting you home at 11, not one in the morning. expect to tell everybody every secret you have, and to talk to that hot guy you always saw at school but never had the courage to talk to in person. you will tell him everything you've ever thought about him. also, never drink around ex boyfriends, or ex boyfriends ex girlfriends, or ex friends' friends.

sarah: dudeeeee even though we have to be home in a hour lets get drink a fifth of vodka\!\! nothing bad could happen\!

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18. (vodka) (29↑, 19↓)
liquid heaven. yum yum yum yum yum yum.

omg that is vodka, lets drink it

19. (vodka) (26↑, 16↓)
Russian courage\! Gives you heat when you walk in the snow and lets you think you can sleep in it. Helped russian soldiers in WW2 getting killed for their nation\!\!\! Lowers inhibition to the "GET NAKED" point. Also helps you play poker. Russia equals Quebec but with less partys and less snow (I admit it's colder in Russia)

Vodka....we need some vodka, we need some VODKA\!\!\! HEY HEY HEY\!\!\!\!\!\!\! VODKA WE NEED SOME VODKA.......... Guy 1: Hey my glass of vodka is almost empty....... Guy 2: DAMN FILL IT UP\!\!\!\! FILL IT UP\!\!\!\!\!\!\! 1st Quebecer: Hey my glass of vodka is almost empty........ I'ma drink it one shot but could you please bring the Waterbong closer??? 2nd Quebecer: Yeah which Bong do you want??? Don't worry I'm 18 I can buy alcohol any time I want\!\!\!\!

Author: Alecks_THE_REAL_ONE http://vodka.urbanup.com/2803303
20. (vodka) (30↑, 28↓)
A Drink made for men, but drank by retarded teens to look cool.

Dad: I think I'm going to drink some Vodka right now. Son: Can I have some dad ? Dad: Shut the fuck up son *beats son to the ground*. Son: whyyyyyy\!?\!?\! Dad: You wouldn't appreciate it.

Author: That Guy Checking out Your mom http://vodka.urbanup.com/1900246
21. (Vodka) (8↑, 7↓)
A girl's new bestfriend

girl's bestfriend, vodka, alcohol, fun nights, summer

22. (Vodka) (1↑, 1↓)
The blood that runs through every Russian's veins.

Steve: An American's veins are full of beer, how about a Russians? John: Vodka.

Author: John the Funny Guy http://vodka.urbanup.com/5981042
23. (VoDkA) (3↑, 3↓)
Nickname of [Dylan Klebold], one of the [Columbine] killers. Second to [REB DoMiNe], or [Eric Harris].

-Hey, REB. -Yeah, VoDkA? -This is fun\! -Kill as many motherfuckers as you can\!

24. (Vodka) (52↑, 57↓)
Liquid found in rivers, lakes, bars, veins, rain, dew, and ground in and surrounding the quiant country of Poland. Its origins are most likely based off the Polish word for water (woda--\>wodka(then through a dumb translation)--\>vodka(stupid Anglo-Saxon pronounciation)). It is an odderless alcoholic beverage, and it is very potent. A Polish (and Russian/Ukranians) blood alcohol limit is higher (scientific fact) then other world ethnicitys because of the high consumption of this liquid over these countries history. Its dirt cheap. You can buy it anywhere from bars, liquor stores, gas stations, the guy down the street, to little Piotreks backyard shed. It comes in a wide variety of potencies, anywhere form 40% and up really. Take your pick. Most people who dislike the drink, have: 1.) Drank shitty Smirnoff (which is the WORST excuse for vodka I have ever had the displeasure of drinking a 26er of). 2.) Enjoy female drinks like American/Canadian beer/draft, coolers, or tasty(read=pussy) alcohols like "sambuca" or "flavored rums". 3.) Never tried REAL vodka from: Poland, Russia, Ukraine, or any slavic nation. 4.) Have neve rhad Zubruwka (one of the best vodkas I ahve ever ahd the pleasure of drinking a 40 of).

Examplse of Vodkas, many, many uses. "I had a rat infestation, so I put puddles of vodka on the ground" "My boss pissed me off so I injected him with vodka" "My wife pissed me off so I drank a bottle, and she didn't piss me off anymore" "uwalilem sie jak zwierze, cyzsta wodka\!"Remember, when in a bar in Poland all you need to remember is: Vodka, czysto, z lodem. A few of those, and your dandy\!

Author: Tyskie lepsze nisz wszystkie\! http://vodka.urbanup.com/1438961
25. (Vodka) (31↑, 52↓)
A alcoholic beverage, commonly made from fermented grain or potatoes, approximately 180% proof, enjoyed by teachers everywhere.

Uh oh, looks like Fox got into the Vodka again.

26. (vodka) (58↑, 80↓)
Nail polish remover put into a fancy bottle.

The other day I drank some vodka.. it tasted like shit.

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27. (Vodka) (1↑, 28↓)
To say Vodka is equal to expressing that something is cool, enjoyable, or very fun/exhilarating. It can also be used as a verb, in the place of celebrating or otherwise dancing for long periods of time.

My god, this sandwich is simply vodka\! Aw man, that roller coaster was totally vodka. Hey, you wanna vodka at my house tonight? That old guy is vodka to the max\!

28. (Vodka) (10↑, 43↓)
What [Aaron Tijerina] drinks extremely large quantities of during any given period of time.

Aaron Tijerina is drunk again, he must have got his pay check today.

29. (vodka) (30↑, 63↓)
russian water - evil stuff.

- noo more russian water\!\!\!

30. (Vodka) (21↑, 54↓)
tastes like water but has alcohol in it

damn this vodka is tasty

31. (Vodka) (22↑, 56↓)
an acholic liquid that has two strikes against choosing it over the plethora of other, more worthy liquors: an unappealing, shoe-polish-like taste and the fact that it becomes less and less as more and more is ingested, to the point that it garners no reactions at all, and you fucking projectile vomit all over your hosts' curtains, carpet, couch, dog, television, and fiancee. This weakness/numbing is a feature of many of the 'light' liquors. Despite this, it remains a favorite of many female, and especially, underage drinkers

I saw my dinner after eleven shots of vodka.

32. (Vodka) (0↑, 48↓)
A man man, who has a over grown penis, and when he has sexual inter-course, he feints, due to too much blood in his penis. A girl can be referred to be ' Vodka'd '. Vodka is the only one who can do this.

There was a big orgy, and Vodka was their, and he Vodka'd loads of people.

33. (vodka) (7↑, 55↓)
people like vodka, little boys get addicted to it. ya the smart ass ones who are ctually smart but turn to dum mushpots after drink fith of vodka for 2 weeks or so

Ass: poor little boy, so young... Wipe: too bad

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34. (VODKA) (19↑, 72↓)
I was so hammered on half a big bottle of voddi i smashed it over dis dudes head from 2021 n actually wasted all da rest of da vodka \! N den i got fukin arrested \!\!\!\!\!\!\!\!

Vodka fukin rules it does da trick \!\!\!

35. (Vodka) (8↑, 62↓)
In Croatian, water is called woda, the same as in Polish\! Except u spell it voda.

Zedan sam....napi se vode konju

36. (Vodka) (15↑, 73↓)
A disgusting concoction often served at a mates house party *cough zoe... hannah talyor....cough* and causes the drinker to talk rubbish, do thing to random people, and trying to walk through a hedge because "We're in the maaattrixx\!\! Seriously guys, I can do it, if I belieeeeve".

Cheap and nasty, the only stuff we can afford to get uss hammered.

37. (vodka) (14↑, 74↓)
mmmmmmmmmmm something me and my mates drink evry friday nite wen we go street beatin. gets u fucked up so u dnt rememba wot happened nd den at skool on monday u find out tings u didint even no u did

sssmmmiirrrnnoofffffffffffffff vodka \!

38. (Vodka) (26↑, 118↓)
Swedish liquid. Drunk by Russians

Vodka - govno.

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Last updated: 2012.03.01

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